Ever seen a fat chav fall over a jaffa cake?

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Kurogane

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Me neither, until last night.

Okay, so I came home from Wales after a 5 day binge fest, and one of my friends who moved to Liverpool with his girlfriend was down for the night, so he offered to buy all the booze; fine with me, even though I'd seen enough for this week.

After on the journey back to the 3rd pub of the night, a pair of supermouthed fat ass chavs walked past, and felt obliged to shout 'MOSSSSSSSSSSSSSHEEEEEEEERS UGUGUGGUUGHGUGH'.

With almost a rapist reaction, I said 'FAT CUUUUUUUUNT', which led to how it always leads in such a situation-- her mouthing her fat ass off.

Back to the original reason I made this thread; in the process of hurling cheap slurs at the chubby decay of society, I dropped half the Jaffa Cakes I was eating at the time, which in itself sucked, until she stepped on them and fell right on her ass, whilst screaming in pain 'ah fink ah broke ma leg WAAAAAAAAAAAAA'.

Cue me and friends walking off in hysterics. xD
 
BlackWolf said:
That's funny, wish it would happen around where i live best i've seen is a chav walking into a lamp post :p
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Looking at some of them is comedy in itself.

I love it when they chuck snowballs at me. It's a great opportunity to laugh and point, and maybe make a jibe or two when they miss (which they always do).
 
Kurogane said:
....a pair of supermouthed fat ass chavs walked past, and felt obliged to shout 'MOSSSSSSSSSSSSSHEEEEEEEERS UGUGUGGUUGHGUGH'. With almost a rapist reaction, I said 'FAT CUUUUUUUUNT' <CUT>
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Why are children so uncivilised these days?! Shouting expletives to people you don't even know and they acting likewise. And showing no respect for women, regardless of how they look.

Disgusting.<br><br>
 
minister3333 said:
Kurogane said:
....a pair of supermouthed fat ass chavs walked past, and felt obliged to shout 'MOSSSSSSSSSSSSSHEEEEEEEERS UGUGUGGUUGHGUGH'. With almost a rapist reaction, I said 'FAT CUUUUUUUUNT' <CUT>
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Why are children so uncivilised these days?! Shouting expletives to people you don't even know and they acting likewise. And showing no respect for women, regardless of how they look.

Disgusting.<br><br>
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Step off your high horse.

You cant fight someone on a different battlefield.
 
Maxon said:
BlackWolf said:
That's funny, wish it would happen around where i live best i've seen is a chav walking into a lamp post :p
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Looking at some of them is comedy in itself.

I love it when they chuck snowballs at me. It's a great opportunity to laugh and point, and maybe make a jibe or two when they miss (which they always do).
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They tried to do that with me, except they missed even when i was only a couple of meters away :lol:
 
Kurogane said:
minister3333 said:
Kurogane said:
....a pair of supermouthed fat ass chavs walked past, and felt obliged to shout 'MOSSSSSSSSSSSSSHEEEEEEEERS UGUGUGGUUGHGUGH'. With almost a rapist reaction, I said 'FAT CUUUUUUUUNT' <CUT>
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Why are children so uncivilised these days?! Shouting expletives to people you don't even know and they acting likewise. And showing no respect for women, regardless of how they look.

Disgusting.<br><br>
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Aye i agree get off your high horse

Especially calling him and his friends children, who do you think you are, no matter how old you are it's obviously an insult. C'mon are you that out of touch with modern society at the moment this happens all the time.
'Showing no respect for women, regardless of how they look' You sound like your from the 50's they insulted kurogane, they were the first to have a go. Just because they are women doesn't mean they are exempt from being twats which in this case they cleary were.
Okay calling them moshers isn't the worst insult ever but i'm guessing he gets it a lot and anyone who has had that thrown at them in the past which i have will know to a chav thats basically starting something and most definitely to them an insult, they fact they said urghhh now matter if it was a joke is an insult. I'dve said something back also and i'm sure most people would have to.

Showing no respect for women, don't make me laugh, you have obviously no grasp on current culture or sterotypical chav attitudes, he would've done the same if it was two fat blokes, then you would'nt be saying no respect for men would you.
Proper riled me your comment has
 
But their not women! Their monsters!! And the only way to defeat them is jaffa cakes!!

Hehe, anyway, it is a funny story just because she fell over a jaffa cake, but in all honesty, i think i'd have laughed over anyone falling over a jaffa cake! Regardless of whatever stereotype they fall under!

*Hehe, of all the things to fall over!*
 
Kurogane said:
Me neither, until last night.

Okay, so I came home from Wales after a 5 day binge fest, and one of my friends who moved to Liverpool with his girlfriend was down for the night, so he offered to buy all the booze; fine with me, even though I'd seen enough for this week.

After on the journey back to the 3rd pub of the night, a pair of supermouthed fat ass chavs walked past, and felt obliged to shout 'MOSSSSSSSSSSSSSHEEEEEEEERS UGUGUGGUUGHGUGH'.

With almost a rapist reaction, I said 'FAT CUUUUUUUUNT', which led to how it always leads in such a situation-- her mouthing her fat ass off.

Back to the original reason I made this thread; in the process of hurling cheap slurs at the chubby decay of society, I dropped half the Jaffa Cakes I was eating at the time, which in itself sucked, until she stepped on them and fell right on her ass, whilst screaming in pain 'ah fink ah broke ma leg WAAAAAAAAAAAAA'.

Cue me and friends walking off in hysterics. xD
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something tells me u wudnt have been so mouthy had the fat chavs been male!
 
minister3333 said:
Kurogane said:
....a pair of supermouthed fat ass chavs walked past, and felt obliged to shout 'MOSSSSSSSSSSSSSHEEEEEEEERS UGUGUGGUUGHGUGH'. With almost a rapist reaction, I said 'FAT CUUUUUUUUNT' <CUT>
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Why are children so uncivilised these days?! Shouting expletives to people you don't even know and they acting likewise. And showing no respect for women, regardless of how they look.

Disgusting.<br><br>
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give em 10 years, the way the UK is going the "non fat chavs" are gonna be outnumbered 7-1
 
Re-reading this, I admit that my post came across as too personal to Kurogane. I was reading at a bad time. Oh dear.

Kurogane, my apologies.

I think my general point is regarding the sadly anti-social behaviour of people today and the initial post of this thread was symptomatic of that. It's a real shame.

Anyway I can see this will just develop into a "me against the world" argument and I've no wish to descend into such a circling debate, so I'm going to leave this thread alone.

Have a great day! :D
 
skikes said:
Kurogane said:
Me neither, until last night.

Okay, so I came home from Wales after a 5 day binge fest, and one of my friends who moved to Liverpool with his girlfriend was down for the night, so he offered to buy all the booze; fine with me, even though I'd seen enough for this week.

After on the journey back to the 3rd pub of the night, a pair of supermouthed fat ass chavs walked past, and felt obliged to shout 'MOSSSSSSSSSSSSSHEEEEEEEERS UGUGUGGUUGHGUGH'.

With almost a rapist reaction, I said 'FAT CUUUUUUUUNT', which led to how it always leads in such a situation-- her mouthing her fat ass off.

Back to the original reason I made this thread; in the process of hurling cheap slurs at the chubby decay of society, I dropped half the Jaffa Cakes I was eating at the time, which in itself sucked, until she stepped on them and fell right on her ass, whilst screaming in pain 'ah fink ah broke ma leg WAAAAAAAAAAAAA'.

Cue me and friends walking off in hysterics. xD
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something tells me u wudnt have been so mouthy had the fat chavs been male!
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Why would I be afraid of 2 chavs? - I'm bigger than most of them anyway XD
 
Hahahaha!!! Man I wish I was there to see that!! I have a similar story to share but with a homeless person! We were coming out of the cinema at about 3 in the morning (forgotten what the film was now!) and on the way back home to get picked up we saw a homeless guy taking a **** against a lampost - although it was sick I found it funny at the same time!!! Also one of my friend's sisters saw 2 homeless people having sex in the street at lunchtime!! I dunno why but I just found the thought of that funny!
 
Churchy99 said:
Hahahaha!!! Man I wish I was there to see that!! I have a similar story to share but with a homeless person! We were coming out of the cinema at about 3 in the morning (forgotten what the film was now!) and on the way back home to get picked up we saw a homeless guy taking a **** against a lampost - although it was sick I found it funny at the same time!!! Also one of my friend's sisters saw 2 homeless people having sex in the street at lunchtime!! I dunno why but I just found the thought of that funny!
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That is one of many definitions of '**** your pants laughing' in the book of Kurogane-- no pun intended.
 
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