Drunk Guy Stick Two Hammers Up His Ass

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The intoxicated 48-year-old turned up at his local hospital complaining of excruciating stomach pain.

Worried doctors, in Orlea, southern Romania, carried out scans and were knocked sideways to find he had not one but TWO hammerheads stuck in his rear end.

Hospital spokeswoman Dr Cristina Bontescu said: "He was a bit drunk and said he had been eating cherries that had left him badly constipated.

"He said he had a few drinks to dull the pain and then came up with the idea of poking a hammerhead up his backside in the hope of sorting out the constipation.
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He did it so he wouldn't have to be constipated anymore!

Haha, oh my God... I've herd all the jokes about this and I haven't been able to stop laughing far the past 10 mins straight, I'm literally crying right now...! Oh wow...

I guess you could say he was pretty...

"Hammered"

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2 and a half Hammered... Although being that drunk, you could count the guy as the whole 3rd.

I'm so glad I'm a "forced" lightweight, then I dont have as many embarrassing scars as these people.
 
Actually, there's nothing in the quoted article to suggest he wasn't putting two sharks up himself. It's not like realistic anatomy is a requirement in the Sun's style guide, so that's the interpretation I'm sticking with.
 
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