Confusion as "suicidal cows" throw themselves off

[Will-O'-The-Wisp]

Over a span of 3 days, almost 30 cows had done what appeared to be suicide by jumping of the edge of a cliff:

"In the picturesque Swiss village of Lauterbrunnen, the locals are worried.

Dozens of alpine cows appear to be committing suicide by throwing themselves off a cliff near the small village in the Alps.

In the space of just three days, 28 cows and bulls have mysteriously died after they plunged hundreds of metres to rocks below where they were killed instantly."

"We are investigating because cows growing up in the mountains normally can estimate dangers and do not plunge down cliffs.'

According to local reports, there had been violent thunderstorms in the area which may well have spooked the animals.

Cows wandering at high altitude are a common sight across much of the Alps, where farmers let them loose to graze on the green plateaus above the villages."

Sawse: "Maybe the Eagles are pushing them off!

It's weird seeing as cows are smart enough not to fall off cliffs. They've grazed around the alps for thousands of years, yet this is the first time a group of cows were found dead at the bottom of a cliff.

And millions in India wept...

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The link no longer works due to the actual page being deleted or something

 

[Asdrubael]

This happened on south Park season 2 the cow days episode. The cows started believing in a cow god and formed a cult. When they were forbidden to believe by the town folk they all killed themselves by jumping off a cliff.

 

[Mutsumi]

That daily mail link is broken. ;_;

 

[Kezwick_Osaka]

This happened on south Park season 2 the cow days episode. The cows started believing in a cow god and formed a cult. When they were forbidden to believe by the town folk they all killed themselves by jumping off a cliff.

Holy crap, we're in cartoon world!

 

[Mutsumi]

This happened on south Park season 2 the cow days episode. The cows started believing in a cow god and formed a cult. When they were forbidden to believe by the town folk they all killed themselves by jumping off a cliff.

Holy crap, we're in cartoon world!

Oh my god, you broke one of the dimensions of reality!