ConanThe3rd
Railgun
That's right, I'm ConanThe3rd and my Boxing day sale is so ludicrous that it invented the word ludicrous and makes other Boxing day sales look at it and just utter the f word in sheer amazement.
I'm selling three (3!) full crates of Magazines, Books and DVD/BRs! And let's not mince words, there's two places all of this stuff can go; into the arms of loving people who will read them with love and affection, or in a skip.
So buy my stuff or forever know terror at the prospect of the idea that you not buying my stuff will lead to the environmentally insane aliens from planet zog destroying the human race because my stuff might end up in a tip!
Just ask Z list podcast celebrity Professor Irony, he'll certify that my sales are ludicrous!
So act now! Postage and packaging on large items will be split 50/50 (You'll pay half of the parcel shop prices! and I'll foot the rest!) so you know you're going to get a bargain!
I'm selling three (3!) full crates of Magazines, Books and DVD/BRs! And let's not mince words, there's two places all of this stuff can go; into the arms of loving people who will read them with love and affection, or in a skip.
So buy my stuff or forever know terror at the prospect of the idea that you not buying my stuff will lead to the environmentally insane aliens from planet zog destroying the human race because my stuff might end up in a tip!
Just ask Z list podcast celebrity Professor Irony, he'll certify that my sales are ludicrous!
So act now! Postage and packaging on large items will be split 50/50 (You'll pay half of the parcel shop prices! and I'll foot the rest!) so you know you're going to get a bargain!