Buy Girls.

[Link100p]

http://www.marryourdaughter.com/
Not surprising but seeing as it's America and not Russia.

 

[Kurogane]

That just has social catastrophe written all over it.

 

[skikes]

You have GOT to be shittin me!

 

[Kurogane]

You have GOT to be shittin me!

*replies in austrian-cyborgish voice*

No, I am not ******** you.

:lol:

 

[Tasker]

What, have you never seen Deliverance?

Them rednecks ill git up te anythin. *Hock-spit* ( Richochets off a spitoon type noise )


:?

 

[Kurogane]

What, have you never seen Deliverance?

Them rednecks ill git up te anythin. *Hock-spit* ( Richochets off a spitoon type noise )


:?

Ahh wittles everythin ah sees. :lol:

 

[Major]

What, have you never seen Deliverance?

Haaaaaa. Burt Reynolds. What a guy.

heh

 

[Gacha]

Q: CAN AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE BE A HAPPY ONE?
A: If both parties work hard at it, yes, it can. The divorce rate for arranged marriages is exactly the same as those for marriages that are not pre-arranged.

Only difference is your 17 grand out of pocket if it goes tits up.

Q: WHAT IF NO ONE PROPOSES TO MY DAUGHTER?
A: In the unlikely event that no one proposes after six months, we will return 50 percent of your listing fee.

In the likely event no one wants your daughter.

 

[Voddas]

That is just messed up.
I bid £2,000 on the brunnette :twisted:

 

[Gacha]

That is just messed up.
I bid £2,000 on the brunnette :twisted:

She over 16?
Could be jail bait

 

[Voddas]

That is just messed up.
I bid £2,000 on the brunnette :twisted:

She over 16?
Could be jail bait

Nah, I consider it an investment that will grow over time.

 

[Gacha]

That is just messed up.
I bid £2,000 on the brunnette :twisted:

She over 16?
Could be jail bait

Nah, I consider it an investment that will grow over time.

I dunno those girls want kids at the age of 13
Still i'm waiting for the buy one get one free offer or the bargain bin.

 

[Voddas]

Yeah I hear that's starting sometime in December. Some kind of Christmas Special.
"Your coming HO HO HOme with me"

 

[Gacha]

haha

"buy one get the fugly sister half price"

 

[Major]

Hahaha. I could imagine what my ad looks like.

One Georgie. 21 Years old. Slightly used and worn round the edges. Still good runner. Full service history (dental and medical records), slight work on nose. Has been round the clock a few times but still has many more years in it.

50 quid ONO.

 

[Voddas]

Yeah, Hi, Can I have mine present wrapped please.

It's for ma boy.

 

[Sy]

Do not describe the Daughter’s body other than to say things like “prettyâ€

 

[harkins]

Has anyone read the testimonials?

An example;

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.

Excuse me if I'm being naive but surely this is a joke?! Even the yanks aren't that nuts are they?

 

[Ryo Chan]

FFS it's offering me a 13yo girl

the worlds going paedophillic

 

[Sy]

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

Haha, brilliant.

I hope it is a joke though.