Decoy Octopus
Completely Average High School Student
http://www.thegamerag.com/ This is really funny! It's a satirical games website
In lieu of the controversy that has dogged the videogame industry during this past year, including the infamous "Hot Coffee" scandal which garnered massive amounts of media attention only before seen when the "Halo 2" launch party at an Electronics Boutique store in Brookline, Massachusetts resulted in the trampling of 32 people and countless pairs of thick glasses