Have you ever...?


Guild Member
Yes; after finishing work early through illness, I went shopping in town. Someone saw me. I said I was getting medicine. It worked.

Have you ever dialled 999?


Yes recently for an old lady who had collapsed in the street. (She was fine, which was lucky because the operator was useless).

Have you ever drunkenly attacked a moving bus because it refused to stop for you on the way home? :x :oops:


Completely Average High School Student

HYE... tried to get on a boat cafe but were told you were trespassing by a disembodied, robotic voice?


Brigade Leader
Yes... used to be a regular thing if I'd missed the last train after a gig, I'd head back to the office and crash there for the night ¬.¬

HYE droped a slice of toast and had it land butter side UP??