All right! Who plays Action Taimanin?
Anybody?
I would pick something weird for my first real gatcha game, wouldn't I? I've always been a bit averse to them (and mobile games in general) but recently a friend of mine got me to play 40k Tacticus (mainly because he wanted the goodies from my friend code, I think) and you know what, I found myself enjoying it. I know the world and the lore and the characters and as long as I don't go mental with the gatcha elements it's a way for me to enjoy 40k without spending a whole load of money I don't have on injection moulded plastic. So a couple of days ago, all my energy on Tacticus used up, I wondered if there were any other mobile games from franchises I'm familiar with and feel at least some degree of connection to. One that could satisfy my appetite for harem collecting with more than just Sisters of Battle, perhaps.
Oh yes, there was. I'll admit part of the draw of downloading Action Taimanin was seeing how they had managed to make a PG mobile game based on probably one of the most degenerate commercially released hentai I've had the dubious pleasure of being exposed to. But I do also like the character designs a lot. And I've found there is actually something kind of adorable about wholesome sfw adventures with characters I've seen engaged in some of the most depraved sexual acts imaginable (I suspect that's probably what the best kind of relationship with a real human would feel like, not that I'd know). The "censorship" required for the game to get on the iOS store is hilarious (and inconsequential, since I can also log into my account on PC) as it seems to amount to little more than covering a certain percentage of exposed flesh with opaque stocking material.
Massive boobs bigger than characters' heads that swing about like balloons filled with custard in skin-tight outfits? That's fine, just so long as they're not flesh coloured. There are some sly little nods to Taimanin's origins as well, leave the main screen unattended for a while and Asagi starts making some very interesting uh, "stretching" noises...
Possible dig at the competition?
The missions are short but fun button mashing exercises, it's actually a nice change from Tacticus to be able to clear a mission in like 30 seconds rather than find myself locked into a five minute slog. And the quest ones are punctuated by some little VN style segments where I don't think your dialogue options matter in the slightest, but it would have been cool if they'd tied it into the affinity mechanic since it's usually a choice of which girl to talk to/side with in a conversation. I purchased the initial limited time offer of an oppai loli with a big hammer (not a euphemism, which given that this is Taimanin is probably worth clarifying) for 99p since Tacticus taught me that failing to buy probably the best healer in the game when offered on my first day of play for a couple of quid was a terrible mistake. Then I reached level 10, and the 24 hour offers were much too good to pass up. That's a whopping £7.96 I've spent on this game, nearly a whole pound more than I've spent on Tacticus, I'm locked in now.
It's probably just the game's initial generosity but I seem to be accumulating resources at a rather ludicrous rate, none of which I'm using until I know what's best to use them for. That also means I can afford a 1200 gem girl, but I'm waiting to see if I manage to get the final welcome event reward for the first week. That would allow me to get one I want without spending gems, but not the other, so I need to know before I make a decision. I don't want to blow my...
gems on Oboro if I can get her for free, but if I get Astaroth and then fail at the event and find myself Oboro-less I will be sad. Because I sure as hell won't be paying £45 or whatever silly real money price they're charging. My head says "Huhu" but my heart says "Fufu" (other parts of me are happy either way).