Extracts from FFX-2

S

Suiseiseki

Hunter
Another day, another half-baked parody. Thanks to my anonymous friend for helping with a certain scene. If the first scene bores you to death, be sure to try the next, and likewise if that one does. :D If anyone manages to read this, you have my eternal graditute. :p

Extracts from Final Fantasy X-2

CAST, in order of appearance:
Yuna
Brother
Rikku
Paine
Maechen
Wakka



SCENE: Bridge of Celcius
Brother is prancing around when Yuna, Rikku and Paine enter the Bridge.

Yuna: We’re back, Brother!

Brother: Yuna! (makes baboon noises while leaping forward to great the girls)

Rikku: We’re going to stage a concert in the Thunder Plains!

Brother: With Yuna dancing? (makes howler monkey noise)

Yuna: Yes, and huge spherescreens! We will have a crowd of dozens!

Brother: Will there be…Yuna naked? (makes disgruntled boar noise)

Paine: Say that again and I will hurt you. Yuna is mine. Do you want to get HURT?!

Brother: (backs off while making squealing mouse noise)



SCENE: Earlier in the day, crashing LeBlanc’s Mansion
The girls are inside the underground tunnels of LeBlanc’s mansion, when they see Maechen.

Maechen: Ah, greetings High Summoner Yuna.

Yuna: Old man! What’re you doing down here?

Paine: Do you want me to hurt him, Yuna?

Yuna: No! This is Maechen, Paine, an old man who always seems to be ahead of us on our travels.

Maechen: Well, I’m not dead quite just yet…ahem…so, would you like to learn more about the history of this place?

Yuna: Select Choice, “yes, tell us more pleaseâ€
 
I like this Chomolungma. A good parody, you should write more!

I am apparently one of the few people in the world who thought FF-X2 was great, but theres definately plenty to parody well :) !
 
Teehee giggle!! I really don't feel FX-2 lived up to the FF name. I love these parodies though, Chomolungma!! Keep it up.
Rikku: So you were a robot all along, then :lol:
 
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