You rule it for a short while, but then the place becomes desserted as the population leaves to Mars. Now who're ya gonna boss around?

I wish I wasnt Jesus.

You grow a beard and wear a long robe....but start having phobia's of cross's and nails.

I wish it was the weekend. im sick of work.

Its the weekend but your boss said you have to do some extra work which means you missed the weekend~

I wish that installing the sims 3 didnt take so long because i a bit I have to install world adventures

It doesn't take long at all, but you dont get the full game. Actually, it's just a start-up program that shows you the intro movie and then crashes... (Oh... so you do need that data...)

I wish I had a rock band. We'll work on the performance thing later.

One of your members falls in love with a girl who has 7 evil ex's. Unfortunately this ain't no movie, and the member gets killed and the band falls apart.

I wish that rain didnt ruin my hair.

The rain doesn't mess with your hair anymore, but your skin starts to melt with direct sunlight.... Should of stuck with the rain issue.

I wish to run a coconut shy, so I can eat the remains after each win.

The coconuts are indestructible

I wish I can drink large amounts of alcohol and not die

You can, but the cure is smoking 100 packs of cigarettes a day.

I wish Red Dead Redemption wouldn't crash on me so much.

Red Dead Redemption doesnt crash on your that much 'till your about to complete it and then suddenly it crashes, taking the power out and wiping the whole game so you have to start again.

I wish i could get this work done

This happened to me.... you cruel person!!!

You complete the work pile, but as you've been sat doing it for hours you develope piles.

I with it was FRIIIDAY FRIDAY FRIIIDAY

but is actually saturday



i wish for chips